Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
She announced her abortion via fbk
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
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the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
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I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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