It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
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Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
She told me I should be a condom model.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
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well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
I lost the right to judge tonight
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
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