I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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