Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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