He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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