I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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