it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
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Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
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I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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