so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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