Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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