yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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