FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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