college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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