Christians are straight up FREAKS
Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Trying to find a card for this engagement party. Can't find one that says "you met each other 5 months ago, cant wait to get the popcorn out and watch this one fall apart"
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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