but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
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He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
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my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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