she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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