he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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