No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
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I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
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When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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