How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
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