Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
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Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
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I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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