He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
I love hooters. This dumb bartender is saying how coffee dehydrates you so that's why she sometimes just eats the coffee grinds wake up.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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