I love black thongs
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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