why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
where am i from again
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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