i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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