Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
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wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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