Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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