Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
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It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
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Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Sorry about my life...
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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