I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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