I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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