It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Rumble strips road head = magical
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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