Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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