Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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