after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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