the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Randomize
