Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Randomize
