She went from zero to smokin in five shots
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
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She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
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Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
You did what with his pubic hair?
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