Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
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Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
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I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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