oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
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Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
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And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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