grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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