I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
...so i touched it.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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