OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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