5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
His hands were made for my vagina.
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he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
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Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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