We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
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