awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
Randomize
