I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
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Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
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When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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