I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Randomize
