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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
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shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
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I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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