i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
should my penis look like a turkey
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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