Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
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