Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Just pee around me
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
He told me that he's proud of our abnormalcy as a couple. I think it's the most romantic thing he's ever said.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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