His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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