im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
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