How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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