you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
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