That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
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