Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
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the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
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your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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